Sunday, October 24, 2010 ♥
♥ 7:31 PM
Alright, the point of this post is to tell everyone the things men do that will make me instantly drop them. What inspired me to do this is because I’m tired of the guys I’m meeting. Now, let’s go through some things... the top 5 things that will get you dropped instantly, and I mean instantly.. in 2.53 seconds is as followed ;
Number one: If you’re on a date with me, or with me alone.. Don’t let your eyes wander. I don’t play wander eyes, some people do.. But I do not. You need to be focused, I don’t want to see your eyes left, right.. I want them to see them staring at me. You want to gaze into nature? Good for you, stare into the abyss but yourself.
Number two: This will get you instantly dropped, and I mean instantly.. is if you ask me for sexual favours before we’re even dating AND after not even 4 months of knowing me. If you want a slut, go find one for I am not your girl. I don’t do that shit. I don’t trust a player, and I fear no bitch. I don’t give pussy, and I don’t suck dick.
Number Three: If you make me bus/walk/drive my ass 4890685496 miles to see you. But you NEVER offer to come see me. Done, no questions asked. Dropped.
Number Four: This is where my black side comes out. If you can transform from Playerism, to hubbyism in nightism.. Dropped! Learn to know, I’m the only girl in your life.. don’t play me like a puppet, ill choke you with my strings.
Number Five: If I have to keep paying for everything, and you don’t even bother to offer... done. Even if I do have a better job or have more money then you, be a man.
Melany Ann ♥
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